Harry finds a sandwich (x)


dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.


Everyone seems to be so fixated upon the fact that Voldemort has no nose. He has no eyebrows either.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

realityslips:

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but if voldemort did have eyebrows

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What if he had hair..

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What if he had a moustache…

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What if he also had a beard?

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What if he had hipster glasses…

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What if he was black?

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What if he had freckles?

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What if he were a ginger?

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What if he had a flower in his hair?

Wat

hp fandom u ok

I think it’s safe to say we’re probably not completely ok.


  • teacher: okay for this project you're going to be working in groups
  • me: *throws up*

spell your name or something
  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU

Anonymous asked: "omg i miss you holby buddy!, millpotts is cannon now :3"

Heyy sorry I’m being so crap on this account omg :O I KNOW OMG! I got told in the middle of a maths lesson and freeaaaked hahaha

posted 3 months ago

distrahere:

Can we just take a small moment to appreciate what the BBC scriptwriters have done?

First Casualty. They take Ruth and Jay. They take Dylan. And now they’re bringing up the whole Nick/Zoe/Yvonne stuff and I will definitely cry again. In fact Charlie is pretty much the only character that has not…


everythingholbycity: “Hello! I’m Jac Naylor and I like kickboxing and motorbikes and what do you like?” The puppet actually has the same hair as Jac. I salute you, Holby writers.

everythingholbycity:

“Hello! I’m Jac Naylor and I like kickboxing and motorbikes and what do you like?”

The puppet actually has the same hair as Jac.

I salute you, Holby writers.


When someone walks into your bedroom whilst you’re getting changed

sally-georgian:

And they’re all:
”Ahh, You could’ve said something!” 
And you’re just like:
”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me” 


mattbellamysfolds:

I’m that asshole who sometimes doesn’t like things because they’re popular